For optimum feline happiness, you need:

1. A pretty qipao, seamed stockings, a hat with a veil and some long black gloves;
2. A vintage valise filled with clothes and hitty things;
3. An evening at the Home Club, hopefully with enough time to enjoy some beers in;
4. An excursion to the Science Centre where, as a responsible adult, I can "play with water" without parental disapproval;
5. A recipe for seared tuna in honey and dark soy;
6. The Smilodon with his very own pad a 10 minute walk from my house; and
7. Early offstone.

Yep, the next two days are looking pretty good indeed.